With the Clarity of a Beauty Pagent Contestant

In a reply to a question during a CBS interview about the stimulus package and how it will help small business the Vice-President said this:

JOE BIDEN: "Well, there's a number of ways. It depends on what your business is. I would recommend that woman call my office directly and I will be able to guide her as to what pieces of this package would be directly helpful to her. For example, it may very well be that she is in a circumstance where she is not able...her customers aren't able to get to her. There's no transit capability. The bridge going across the crick to get to her business needs repair. It may very well be that she is in a position where she is unable to access her energy costs are so high by providing smart meters by being able to bring down the cost of her work force through the cost of operating her business..." Youtube video here- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXFGLySXZhI

This is why he is Obama's life insurance policy.